People who uses this short term “i love you” in texts are deliberately lazy, kinda mean, but cute. They are either nonchalant and a chill guy, or clearly in love with the receiver.

Receiver: “Ihy”
Giver: “ily2”
Receiver: “bitch ass nig”

ily2 by RealEnglishDicktionary March 7, 2025

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ily2d

Msn language for i love you etc.

I Love You To Death = ily2d

ily2d by lexx ox November 29, 2007

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ily2much

a harmless little kid that does not like any toppings on pizza because hes gay, he also thinks people care about crushing his 5 year old heart, bro its still there for another 80 years

ily2much is a faggot

ily2much by rattermansnothere February 1, 2018

ily2fd

means i love you to fruckin death

mike: beka, ily2fd
beka: mike, ily2fdm (i love you to fruckin death more.)

ily2fd by beka/mike December 9, 2008

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ily2death

I love you to death

Katianna: thnx for the advice Simone.
Simone: anytime gurl. You know ily2death.

ily2death by Darealmhrs. wayne May 31, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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