Penis Illin' = a male STD that can be cured with penicillin.
DR. ROGER MOORE, UROLOGIST: Gee, Billy Bob, it seems you have some Penis Illin' goin' on here.

BILLY BOB: Oh my dog, Dr., am I gonsta die?

DR.: No Billy Bob.

BILLY BOB: Am I gonsta get my Peter whacked off?

DR.: Not by me Billy Bob. This aint no Peter Graves, it's just a Peter Boyle. A little penicillin and you'll be AOK.

BILLY BOB: Thanks Doc!

DR.: Billy Bob, you have seven wives. You haven't been seeing a prostitute have you?

BILLY BOB: No, I was just fucking Kelly in the butt without a rubber. And I fell asleep right away and didn't wash up until the next morning. It hurt when I peed, and my piss shot a poop plug out of my weiner. Now it's all red and pussie, as you can see!

DR.: You lucked out this time boy. You better use a condom next time! Did you fuck any of your wives AFTER the buttfucking incident?

BILLY BOB: Yep. All seven.

DR.: Oh my God, Billy! You better send them all in ASAP!
what happens to your junk after fuckin' a skank.
I banged a two dolla' ho, now my penis illin' and i need penicillin.
by verbalvomit2003 July 10, 2003
An unreleased song by La Toya Jackson, which could quite arguably be the best song she has ever recorded. It was co-written by John F. Wilson, who also co-wrote the track "Love Talk" from La Toya's ''Imagination'' album.
Guy: Girl, you be illin' tonight.
Girl: Well all men be illin' anyway.
Guy: Shut up La Toya.
by Robert Koehler March 19, 2007
When you been on a mad night out and your dying the next day
After a session
John: Wat u up 2 2day
Bill: I am Illin out
by THBB September 2, 2009
to go crazy in a fascist North Korean dictatorship style,
"Oh man, did you see Hang Chung at that party? When they messed up his order, he started Kim Jong Illin It at the bar."
by SkwareKneedles December 19, 2011
You be illin
by August 13, 2022