Penis Illin' = a male STD that can be cured with penicillin.
DR. ROGER MOORE, UROLOGIST: Gee, Billy Bob, it seems you have some Penis Illin' goin' on here.

BILLY BOB: Oh my dog, Dr., am I gonsta die?

DR.: No Billy Bob.

BILLY BOB: Am I gonsta get my Peter whacked off?

DR.: Not by me Billy Bob. This aint no Peter Graves, it's just a Peter Boyle. A little penicillin and you'll be AOK.

BILLY BOB: Thanks Doc!

DR.: Billy Bob, you have seven wives. You haven't been seeing a prostitute have you?

BILLY BOB: No, I was just fucking Kelly in the butt without a rubber. And I fell asleep right away and didn't wash up until the next morning. It hurt when I peed, and my piss shot a poop plug out of my weiner. Now it's all red and pussie, as you can see!

DR.: You lucked out this time boy. You better use a condom next time! Did you fuck any of your wives AFTER the buttfucking incident?

BILLY BOB: Yep. All seven.

DR.: Oh my God, Billy! You better send them all in ASAP!
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what happens to your junk after fuckin' a skank.
I banged a two dolla' ho, now my penis illin' and i need penicillin.
by verbalvomit2003 July 09, 2003
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An unreleased song by La Toya Jackson, which could quite arguably be the best song she has ever recorded. It was co-written by John F. Wilson, who also co-wrote the track "Love Talk" from La Toya's ''Imagination'' album.
Guy: Girl, you be illin' tonight.
Girl: Well all men be illin' anyway.
Guy: Shut up La Toya.
by Robert Koehler March 18, 2007
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When you been on a mad night out and your dying the next day
After a session
John: Wat u up 2 2day
Bill: I am Illin out
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to go crazy in a fascist North Korean dictatorship style,
"Oh man, did you see Hang Chung at that party? When they messed up his order, he started Kim Jong Illin It at the bar."
by SkwareKneedles December 19, 2011
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1) A mysterious, secretive character from several of the "Grafton Series" novels written by author Stepthen Coonts. Illin is an operative who holds a senior position in the Russian inteligence agency known as "SVR", but who more often than not is serving his beloved Motherland by doing what he see's best.

2. A formadible oponent in Battlefield 1942, or any of the games many mods.
"Janos Illin," the Russian said in impecable English, "and you are Admiral Grafton I presume?"
"I am" Jake said
"Then I have information privy to you that may save the lives of millions"
by Derek Thornton May 14, 2004
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