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ihateyou 

i dont actually hate you i just would hate to leave you so i space myself from you because its better to leave then to be left
i just ihateyou
ihateyou by weeniestreamy July 26, 2021

IHATEYOUANDIWILLHAUNTYOUUNTILYOUDIEPAiNFULLY 

someone mean annoying and not nice
And I said to my dog, scroobles IHATEYOUANDIWILLHAUNTYOUUNTILYOUDIEPAiNFULLY.

ihateyoosung 

literally the funniest mutual i have, its so unfair. he’s def my fav mutual and it’s tik toks are ALLL OVER my fyp HONESTLY. LIKE HOW?! he deserves the world !!
holy hell is that the infamous ihateyoosung? it’s so funny im jealous >:(
ihateyoosung by phy? May 3, 2021

ihateyoosung 

if you are mutuals with him you are automatically sexy or you are a baka
ihateyoosung is such a baka sussy lol
oh you’re not mutuals with ihateyoosung... oh... to bad for you LMAOOOOO
ihateyoosung by bornthelolol March 19, 2021

Ihateyourtattoos

Cool tiktoker named Jasper 😎😁👹
Ihateyourtattoos is almost at 12k followers 🥳

ihaveyourkidsinmybasment 

He’s honestly the best person you could ever meet. Spend every minute with him while you can please. He’s special and limited edition so treat him well. I honestly feel bad bad for you if you aren’t close friends with him

Also hurt him,and I’ll run you over.
Love him or you’re homophobic
“ihaveyourkidsinmybasment Is my favorite person”

“Same!”
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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