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IHATEYOUANDIWILLHAUNTYOUUNTILYOUDIEPAiNFULLY
IHATEYOUANDIWILLHAUNTYOUUNTILYOUDIEPAiNFULLY by Skadoosh12 November 1, 2022
ihateyoosung
literally the funniest mutual i have, its so unfair. he’s def my fav mutual and it’s tik toks are ALLL OVER my fyp HONESTLY. LIKE HOW?! he deserves the world !!
ihateyoosung by phy? May 3, 2021
ihateyoosung
ihateyoosung is such a baka sussy lol
oh you’re not mutuals with ihateyoosung... oh... to bad for you LMAOOOOO
oh you’re not mutuals with ihateyoosung... oh... to bad for you LMAOOOOO
ihateyoosung by bornthelolol March 19, 2021
Ihateyourtattoos
Ihateyourtattoos by Brielovesxenloves March 5, 2022
ihaveyourkidsinmybasment
He’s honestly the best person you could ever meet. Spend every minute with him while you can please. He’s special and limited edition so treat him well. I honestly feel bad bad for you if you aren’t close friends with him
Also hurt him,and I’ll run you over.
Love him or you’re homophobic
Also hurt him,and I’ll run you over.
Love him or you’re homophobic
ihaveyourkidsinmybasment by Mewkla June 23, 2021
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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