iguanaing

Avoiding being with someone by telling them you have better things to do, when in reality, you are doing nothing. Essentially saying "I'd rather do nothing than you"!
Rooted in the fact that iguanas sit around and do nothing all day.

When Sid realized how attractive Lizzie was, he regretted iguanaing her!

iguanaing by optimaloutfits April 21, 2018

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Iguananese

A secret language spoken by the few. James Bond 007, along with Karen the mouse Cougar created a magical language. Only the few which obviously cant be talked about know it including Anthony and Kevin (woops).

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I like cake

Last night Karen was perfecting my Iguananese.

Iguananese by Kevin wessy January 12, 2009

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Iguanadong

When a guy has a long ass dick

Did y’all see Noah walking around the locker in his boxers ? He has an iguanadong!

Iguanadong by Puro956 March 1, 2019

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ancient ass iguanana

An insult and compliment (combined into one) used to describe your retarded crackhead of a best friend who will do dumb shit with you all the time. You will meet them in your Pre-AP English class during your freshman year in high school. After about a year you will drop them because they attempted to kill your boyfriend. They may also accidentally send you a short video on Snapchat of their non-existent titties. Exposing them for their pure stupidity and bitchiness is HIGHLY recommended.

"Belle, you're a fucking ancient ass iguanana."
"Oh, yeah, I exposed an ancient ass iguanana the other day."

ancient ass iguanana by smellanie melanie October 29, 2020

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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