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idiotager 

A not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier teenager who thinks of themselves as important

Simply because they think they have invented such socially time immemorial concepts as sex, drugs, fashion, etc
Father: son, my favorite idiotager, even if you are no longer virgin, you did not invent sex, drugs or fashion. Now go and invent something like a cure for aids and then feel important about yourself.
idiotager by Uncle Dimma November 7, 2014
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indinigger 

Basically a person of Indian descent that tries to act black. Sort of like the term wigger but for Indians.
"Asok acts so fucking black, that damn indinigger. He needs to put down the fried chicken and go back to eating his chutney."
indinigger by Farah November 30, 2003

idiotager 

what was, IMHO, before the Woodstock Festival of 1969, called a teenager.
an idiotager is so named because kids in that age range, 13-21 (with very few exceptions nowadays) don't behave like bratagers- but do behave like idiots repeating the mistakes of previous generations in terms of re-inventing and/or re-discovering sex, drugs, fashion styles, and music.
idiotager by Uncle Dimma September 12, 2014

idiotager 

what was once, probably before the Woodstock Festival of 1969, lol, called a teenager.
an idiotager is so named because kids in that age range, (with very few exceptions) nowadays, don't behave like brats anymore- and therefore can't be called bratagers either- but do behave like idiots (BEHAVING LIKE an idiot IS NOT synonymous with BEING an idiot), repeating the mistakes of their parents and previous generations in terms of re-inventing sex, drugs, styles, rock-n-roll.
idiotager by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2013

idiotager 

what was once, probably before the Woodstock Festival of 1969, lol, called a teenager.
an idiotager is so named because kids in that age range, (with very few exceptions) nowadays, don't behave like brats anymore- and therefore can't be called bratagers either- but do behave like idiots (BEHAVING LIKE an idiot IS NOT synonymous with BEING an idiot), repeating the mistakes of previous generations in terms of re-inventing sex, drugs, styles, rock-n-roll.
idiotager by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2014

idiotager 

idiotager

what was once, IMHO before the Woodstock Festival of 1969, called a teenager.
an idiotager is so named because kids in that age range, (with very few exceptions) nowadays, don't behave like bratagers- but do behave like idiots (NOT synonymous with being an idiot), repeating the mistakes of previous generations in terms of re-inventing and/or re-discovering sex, drugs, fashion styles, and music
idiotager by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2014
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