The terminal stage of raccoon syndrome. Once a patient devolves into an icedraccoon, there is no turning back. Long gone are the days of saving up money. Icedraccoons splurge on everything, with little regard for their diminishing savings. On a typical weekday, an icedraccoon can be sighted with a starbucks coffee in hand. Avoid meeting their gaze, for icedraccoons have the ability to tempt mortals into emptying their wallets.
Raccoon syndrome is incredibly contagious; If you recognize raccoon syndrome symptoms, take immediate action and safeguard your savings accordingly.
Symptoms include:
- Rocket League Addiction
- Excessive Starbucks consumption
- A Fondness for indie bands i.e. Monstercat
Raccoon syndrome is incredibly contagious; If you recognize raccoon syndrome symptoms, take immediate action and safeguard your savings accordingly.
Symptoms include:
- Rocket League Addiction
- Excessive Starbucks consumption
- A Fondness for indie bands i.e. Monstercat
"Yo, I heard you disowned John last night. What happened? I thought you and John were cool."
"You...you won't want to know-"
"-spill."
"Alright. John, he...I found out he was an icedraccoon."
"Fuck man, why do all the cool guys turn into icedraccons?"
"You...you won't want to know-"
"-spill."
"Alright. John, he...I found out he was an icedraccoon."
"Fuck man, why do all the cool guys turn into icedraccons?"
by SkinnedRaccoon March 03, 2019