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ibo eshak 

1) Ibo Eshak is the name of a Turkish conqueror during the times of world war one who invaded the kingdom of King Empierre Sozar Edison IV, ruler of a Muslim sect of the Ottoman Empire during the war. He singlehandedly butchered 76 percent of the Ottoman soldiers with a rusty sword until he got shot in thy heart by his older brother, Bavarius Nigobobo.

2) Drake's real name created by his Muslim ancestors; "Ibonarious Eshakuhammud"
"Hey, have you heard of Ibo Eshak? "
"Yeah, he's the chad Turk who cucked the Ottoman Empire."
ibo eshak by 4pacsonar November 5, 2020
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ibo eshak 

Person 1: "Yoooo u hear Ibo Eshak's new song?"
Person 2: "What's wrong with you? Just call him Drake."
ibo eshak by mrsnuffle November 15, 2020
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ibo eshak 

"canadian" rapper drake's real name, short for ibohammad quantavious eshaktar iv

ibo has been using the name drake to hide his middle eastern origins, as his majority jewish fanbase will leave if they find out he is a closeted muslim from jeddah, saudi arabia
Person 1: drake the goat fr
Person 2: you mean ibo eshak, short for ibohammad quantavious eshakter iv?
ibo eshak by don sula January 25, 2022

ibo eshak 

wenn ich den typ iwo in mannheim city sehe der diese andere definition gemacht hat bei gott ich fick deine mutter bis sie nur noch ein einziges loch und schliesslich zu nichts wird
ibo eshak by 187h00db4by68 November 11, 2020
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