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a person who is socially dependant on their iPod and refuses to partake in any sort of action without one.
Bob: Hey dawg, lets go and jump in puddles!
Rob: No way man. My iPod isn't charged.
Bob: Why do you have to be such a little iBitch all the time
iBitch by Meth-4-Life August 7, 2008
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An IBitch is a person who constantly shows off his/her Ipod, and most importantly, tries to get everybody else to buy one, and bitch about them if they refuse...
IBitch: "Hey Jimmy, Check out my new 120GB Video Ipod! Its awesome! Why don't you have one? You should definately go get one! Its only 500$ what are you waiting for? Come on... Join the sensation"

Poor Jimmy: "I can't afford it, god damn you! Quit being such an IBitch!"
IBitch by Farligt Kat July 19, 2007
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A help desk technician in an office that only uses Microsoft products who is forced to help someone with their personal Macbook, iPad, iPhone or other Apple product.
Joe: Hey Stan, can you help me setup my iPad that I just bought?

Stan: No. I will not be your iBitch.
iBitch by kyleorlando January 16, 2013
Your personal bitch that will advise you and all your needs. Your iBitch will always be there and is also robotic.
Male: iBitch, how is status of Bethany’s ass today?

iBitch: Her. ass. is. doing. bitchy.
iBitch by Bitch Expert August 28, 2019
Any bitchy girl who lives in Illinois. Could also be a variation of a bitchy girl from Iowa, or Indiana, etc. More generally used and accepted when a person who lives in or is deeply involved with another state is talking about someone from an "I" state.
Mizzou (or any other non "I" state college) student: Ugh, I don't want to go home for the holidays. I'll have to deal with those old highschool iBitches all over again.
iBitch by Lindsey Baorski March 9, 2008
a different way to write bitch as it is censored in some mmorpg's like runescape
That guy is such an I3itch (bitch)
I3itch by Parndefa Kezeka March 10, 2008
I bet you.
Ibetchu lose your mind when this shit drops (beats drop)
Ibetchu by titit bakar June 29, 2016
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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