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I shit myself empty 

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea
Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
I shit myself empty by basilbrush October 19, 2008

I just shit myself 

Yeah, I did.
I just shit myself by Shitman August 17, 2020

i just shit myself 

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard
jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself
i just shit myself by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022

i think i just shit myself hard 

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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