I kiss you

Catchphrase of Mahir, one of the first Internet celebrities to ever exist.

"I kiss you" basically translates to something along the lines of "I love you" or "I would like to kiss you".

This is my page .......

WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!!

I KISS YOU !!!!!

I kiss you by kevinell September 4, 2008

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i love you, I LOVE YOU kiss

The “i love you I LOVE YOU” kiss is a kiss that is so passionate and meaningful that it screams the words “I love you” without even speaking.

“My favorite kind of kiss is the i love you, I LOVE YOU kiss”

i love you, I LOVE YOU kiss by LoveFromYourSunshine February 1, 2022

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I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth

An acronym for: "I want to hang out with you".

Man, I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth later.

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth by nepvll March 12, 2023

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I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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