i don't give 

A contraction of "I don't give a (fill in expletive here).

1: Dude, that kid was talkin some mad shit about you.
2: Man, I don't give. He's just a shit anyway.

i don't give by KRHimself December 28, 2005

I Don't Give Two Shits 

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.

Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.

I Don't Give Two Shits by ChronicClub August 18, 2016

I don't give a shit 

We say or use this phrase when we don't care or are not interested in what someone says or does.

Bryan:guys,i have bought a new car

worth 7 million.
Ryan:i don't give a shit about your car.

I don't give a shit by Greek knight November 6, 2013

i don't give a tiny rat's ass

Don't give a shit

My life is fucked up but still I don't give a tiny rat's ass.

i don't give a tiny rat's ass by FattuAshiq August 19, 2016

i don't give a fuck 

"I don't care."

I don't give a fuck about you.

i don't give a fuck by Steaver370 May 27, 2004

I don't give a shit 

When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!

"I went to work and did a half ass job on everything and got fired! I don't give a shit!"

I don't give a shit by Seth Martin Dresser October 15, 2018

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

I don't give a bakers fuck by zackgee July 12, 2016