I don't give a hoot

not caring, does not matter to you , i could care less, you are beyond it

"Curtis they are leading by 20 points" i don't give a hoot

by caines February 5, 2012

I don't give a shit

The most polite and courtesy way of telling someone to leave you alone.

some poser asshole: Well like, I was at the mall and like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Me: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

poser jizzmonger: *walks away crying*

by gadgase January 12, 2006

I don't give a shit

Something a person will say when they don't care what a person has to say. Phrase is most heavily used by people who are being talked to by a liberal or polititian. The phrase can be tracked as far as the year 1812s when the English told Americans that they are mean and need to give them thier land back. The Americans replied "I dont give a shit".

I don't you fully appreciate on how mass of a scale I dont give a shit.

"Dude I have hepititise c", "I don't give a shit".

"Hey man can I have a drink of your beer," "I don't give a shit".

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 8, 2017

I don't give a buck

inspired by the "i don't buy it"phrase.used as a neat alternative for the classic phrase, "i don't give a fuck"

hannah montana fan:"did u knw...i've byn watching hannah montana for what seemed like forever.i luv it!"
me:"hannah montana...is that a disease?"
hannah montana fan:no dood...it's this awesome movie.miley cyrus is like...oh so kewl!"
me:dood,get lost.i don't give a buck about wat u think abt that wannabe bitch"

by Saaskii November 2, 2009

I don't give a fig

It means, I don't give a fuck

I don't give a fig if you own a PhD in International Relations, I am the boss here!

by Brasf June 24, 2016

I don't give a fuck

What a person desperate to convince other people they don't give a fuck what anybody thinks says.

Sarcastic asshole-I don't give a fuck is a good thing to say around somebody you're trying to distract.

by Solid Mantis February 14, 2018

i don't give a fah

means what it says I don't give a fuck. Commonly used when sombody is talking to you and you don't care.

Bob: Dude check out that guy he has a nice-.
Werner: Dude I don't give a fah.

by pooner May 27, 2003