i wish

a song popular in the mid 90's preformed by the rapper skee-lo

i wish is the best song ever

by Guinea Pig April 10, 2005

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i wish

R Kelly fan and someone who especially likes this inparticular song.

Mr. G and Laura B have dedicated this song for each other as an eternal meaning of their great friendship.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

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"I Wish" Disease

A mental illness in which the afflicted is compelled to respond to others' sentences by rearranging them in something similar to the following format:

"I wish I was/had/etc. 'x,' then I'd get ALL the ladies!"

This disease is often accompanied by the "That's what she said" Virus.

NOTE: Does not have to make sense; in fact, it usually doesn't.

Sam has "I Wish" Disease. He really starts to piss people off with it.

Josh: "Dude...my mom had a heart attack."
Sam: "I wish I had a heart attack! Then I'd get ALL the ladies!"

by Gammasite November 27, 2007

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i wish i was a twat

sarcasm- used at the end of a really poor stoey or joke by an individual.

"i wish i was a twat"

by Josh Wardle March 17, 2007

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I wish I were Heather

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.

Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"

by iwishiwereheather August 20, 2020

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