hyperextended guard drill 

a war in which the actual combat lasts less than the overall time of national guard duty in a year’s time

You call the 1991 Persian Gulf conflict a war? 34 days of fighting? More like a hyperextended guard drill!

hyperextended guard drill by scar1rave1 December 31, 2020

hyperextensivesensation

The feeling when you lay down on your bed after being so tired and yet can't fall asleep because it feels too good.

A very good feeling when you're going to sleep on your bed after a long day of hard work.

Sam is suffering from hyperextensivesensation last night and can barely stay awake today.

"Aww man, I get hyperextensivesensation everytime I hit the bed."

hyperextensivesensation by legitmofoa April 14, 2013

hyperexterioraestheticosis

An extremely high concern of how you look on the outside. If someone is overconcerned with their appearance and the occasion doesn't call for it, they might have hyperexterioraestheticosis.

My wife may have hyperexterioraestheticosis, she's overconcered about her jeans being too tight on her, her makeup being too unoticable and her instagram story roasting her appearance!

hyperexterioraestheticosis by Medical professional. February 12, 2026