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hyperbate 

when you mastebate excitedly while hyper
I was all jacked up on Mountian dew so i decided to hyperbate
hyperbate by the tux queeen September 24, 2011

Hyperbate 

The act of masturbating in maximum overdrive
Her: wow, you can jack pretty fast!
Him: just wait till i shift into.. MAXIMUM HYPERBATE!
Hyperbate by Oogallyy Boogally August 26, 2017

Hypermatter Hypothesis

A hypothesis that there exists a form of matter (hypermatter) that interacts with ordinary matter through higher dimensions or exotic forces. Hypermatter could be stable at immense densities, enable FTL propulsion, or constitute dark matter. It appears in speculative physics as a solution to the missing mass problem or as fuel for advanced spacecraft. Unlike antimatter, hypermatter would not annihilate with regular matter but would pass through it, making detection difficult.
Hypermatter Hypothesis Example: “The ship’s hypermatter core glowed blue; engineers said it was ‘ordinary matter from a higher dimension, kept stable by field coils.’”

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026