hype boner 

When you get so much hype, you pop a boner.

OMG BRO! THE NEW STAR WARS TRAILER GAVE ME A HYPE BONER

hype boner by Bananasalady December 15, 2015

hype boner 

When you get so much hype you pop a boner.

Omg bro! That new Star Wars trailer gave me a hype boner!

hype boner by Bananasalady December 15, 2015

boner hype 

Boner hype, when your a kid, boy or girl, and you keep hearing older people, or perhaps your peers, talking about boners. You don't know what it is, but your curious. Nobody will tell you so it's kind of like that gabo episode of the simpsons.

Dude: blah blah blah, and then he totaly got a boner.hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Other Dude:Funny shit.
Little kid: what the hell is a boner? why is that funny?
Other Dude: maybe if you were a cool teenager like us we'd tell you!
Dude: yeah but for now you will live in the dark! HAW HAW HAW!
Little Kid:man i'm sick of all this boner hype!

boner hype by vulgarity4charity April 29, 2011

Hyperbonerus 

A long ass metal pipe thats used to penetrate japanese cows. Sometimes people abused it to build stylish tables.

The japanese wagyu cow gets railed by the juicy Hyperbonerus while hungarians are watching for special interest.

Hyperbonerus by Sorlyx March 31, 2023