1. The uncontrolled movement of an automobile when the tires loose traction with the road and move on a low friction surface of water

2. A Combination Of Being Drunk & High. Which Results In
1. "AHHHH, Fuck I'm Hydroplaning !"

Keep Calm and try to control the car.

2. Mix the drank with the dank, Got me feeling great. I'm Hydroplaning ! - Big KRIT "Hydroplaning feat. Devin The Dude"
by CHICHA February 22, 2013
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(1)When a male rubs the head of his penis on a the lips of a females virgina, just to making her horney and wet.
(2) When a person is just hanging out at home or with the homies.
(1)Damn son i was hella hydroplaning that hoe seema's pussy last nite, made that pussy hella wet.
(2) Wat you doing son? " nuthing B just hydroplaning.
by aman singh April 26, 2008
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(1)When a male rubs the head of his penis on a the lips of a females virgina, just to making her horney and wet.
(2) When a person is just hanging out at home or with the homies.
(1)Damn son i was hella hydroplaning that hoe seema's pussy last nite, made that pussy hella wet.
(2) Wat you doing son? " nuthing B just hydroplaning.
by aman singh April 26, 2008
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Although quite a difficult and messy manuvure, the Hawiian Hydroplane involves a girl laying a diarreha onto a slip'n'slide, making sure to cover the whole slide, then proceeding to sit nude spread eagle on the end of the slide. Then the man, also nude, sprints a short distance and slides down the 'reha laiden slip'n'slide on his knees with an erection, positioning himself in a way to where his penis can enter the girls snatch upon collision at the end of the slide.
Dude, it was so hot outside yesterday and me and my girl were really horny so we decided to kill two birds with one stone with the Hawiian Hydroplane.
by mpeagle February 5, 2009
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When you have a semi-boner and you piss while closing your foreskin so it fills up.
Shit dawg i had to piss so badly after i fucked that slut yesterday i had to do a semi hydroplane to the toilet.
by Nathmathics November 25, 2016
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When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.
I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass
by ObsidianWraith October 25, 2017
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The first song on Cochise's EP "NO ONES NICE TO ME".
Have you listened to Cochise's new EP? The best song is Hydroplane by far.
by Bille115924 June 16, 2023
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