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hydroscillator 

An automobile component that can be found in virtually every car, foreign or domestic. Invented by Mortimer Ford(Henry Ford's illegitimate half brother or something), the hydroscillator's only known function is to allow vehicles to drive themselves in a semi-sentient manner. Although hydroscillator design varies, they are usually a fist-sized cylindrical device with two wires sticking out.

Featured on the ABC network expose' "When Cars Attack!"
Mechanic: "Well see here's your problem; your blinker fluid lines burst and shorted out the hydroscillator. While I was checking, I saw that your muffler bearings and flux capacitor needed replacing."

hydrophilic head 

The act of giving oral sex to a penis underwater. Can be either straight or homosexual.
Man I got the most awesome hydrophilic head last night. I was so wet, man.
hydrophilic head by JB Potter Pals September 30, 2007

Hydrafail 

Fucked up to the highest degree. The highest form of FAIL. FAIL on an epic, massive scale.
The American drug policy = hydrafail.
Hydrafail by Dude of Life November 5, 2008

hydrocolonic 

They shove a tube up your ass and spritz your colon with water
“Dude! I gave this girl a hydrocolonic fucking when I nutted in her butt!”
hydrocolonic by SwinkZyo October 2, 2017

hydrofizzle 

The fizzle that comes out of sodas, fancy waters, and jacuzzis.
Perfect vacation: laying back in the jacuzzi, watching a movie, drinking some mango juice, and feeling the hydrofizzle tickle me all over.
hydrofizzle by Adel7 January 1, 2008

hydrophilia 

Getting sexual pleasure out of water.
I'm a hydrophiliac. I like taking showers. When I took one today, I creamed my jeans.