hunkurius 

A jayden being stupid.

You are hunkurius

hunkurius by jaydenisstoopid January 15, 2022

hungrius assius 

1. When a person's outerwear is wedged between the buttocks giving the impression that the buttocks themselves are attempting to eat the garment.

2. Extreme version of a wedgie.

3. Often the result of wearing ill fitting undergarments, a thong or going commando.

When I wore a thong, my shorts kept trying to crawl into my butt crack too. It looked like I had a severe case of hungrius assius.

hungrius assius by soo-zee August 2, 2011

Hunkulous 

markiplier

I've been on a markiplier binge recently, there's just something about his HUNKULOUS allure

Hunkulous by J3sse pinkman November 13, 2023