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Human Lantern 

When you take a flashlight and shove it up someone's anus and proceed to turn it on. Thus creating a human lantern.
The power went out at julie's house so i gave her the human lantern.
Human Lantern by freddyfredjoe February 15, 2009

Human Scientific Theory of Collective Dissociation of Late-Stage Capitalism

An interdisciplinary approach that integrates humanistic perspectives with social science to understand collective dissociation under late-stage capitalism. The human scientific theory recognizes that dissociation involves meaning, narrative, identity, culture, and value—dimensions requiring humanistic as well as scientific understanding. It uses historical analysis to trace how capitalist societies have managed unbearable knowledge across eras; literary criticism to understand the stories that encode and enable dissociation; philosophical inquiry to examine the ethics of knowing and not knowing under capitalism; artistic expression to access dimensions of experience that quantitative methods miss. This approach treats collective dissociation as a human phenomenon in the fullest sense—something that demands both explanation and interpretation, both data and meaning, both science and wisdom.
Example: "Her human scientific theory of collective dissociation of late-stage capitalism combined statistical analysis of inequality denial with close reading of the novels and films that helped people feel okay about it—showing how culture provides the narratives that make dissociation feel like common sense rather than avoidance."

Human Scientific Theory of Mass Dissociation of Late-Stage Capitalism

An interdisciplinary framework integrating humanistic perspectives with empirical research to understand mass dissociation at population scale under late-stage capitalism. The human scientific theory uses historical analysis to trace how mass dissociation has operated across capitalist eras; cultural studies to understand how media, art, and entertainment shape collective awareness; philosophical inquiry to examine the ethical implications of mass denial; literary analysis to understand the narratives that enable populations to live with contradiction. It treats mass dissociation as a phenomenon that requires both scientific rigor and humanistic depth—both measurement of patterns and interpretation of meanings, both explanation of mechanisms and understanding of experiences. This approach recognizes that mass dissociation under late-stage capitalism is not just a social fact but a human dramasomething that happens to people, through people, and for reasons that include meaning, value, and identity as much as structure and incentive.
Example: "His human scientific theory of mass dissociation of late-stage capitalism showed how the stories we tell about success—the self-made individual, the meritocratic dream—make it possible to ignore the structural reality of inequality. The dissociation isn't just structural; it's narrative, embedded in the stories we live by."

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026