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Human Bean 

Meaning: "Human Being". As spoken by similar intellects that say "Every Think", instead of "Everything".

Similarly, "Bean" may be substituted for "Been" in written form.
Look, I'm a human bean too, it seems everythink I say has bean ignored, init?
Human Bean by maudibe June 23, 2017

human bean 

A person who is addicted to beans and more specificly jelly beans.
I'm turning into a human bean - I had 4 packets of jelly beans yesterday.
human bean by Eli-bean August 5, 2007

human bean 

+ hey tf is wrong with this tyler guy
- oh he’s a human bean that must be why.
human bean by _anathemma_ September 28, 2021

Human bean 

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.
BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.

human bean juice 

Another term for blood. Used by Rorschach in the graphic novel Watchmen.
(Pointing to a blood stained button...)
Nite Owl: "What is that, bean juice?"
Rorschach: "Yeah, human bean juice."

cyborg human bean revolution 

the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.
Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.
cyborg human bean revolution by liz December 31, 2003