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hug monkey 

A love-addicted oddball monkey who will enthusiastically hug you until you can no longer get any air.
I felt the hug monkey squeezing me with all of its might... and then I realized it was going to kill me!
hug monkey by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020
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monkey hug 

When someone hugs you, but they wrap their legs around your waist
Did you see Jannie give Sam a monkey hug this morning? She's so weird
monkey hug by Mr. NiceGuy September 18, 2015

Crisp Money Hug 

When you glue money to your body and give someone a hug.
You just got a Crisp Money Hug from you BFF.
Crisp Money Hug by anonymous March 14, 2022

hogmonkey 

someone who looks like a monkey and is eating like a hog
Girl, you know your with your monkey looking self should not be eating like a hog, HOGMONKEY!

hogmonkey by KacieJ February 22, 2008
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