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howyd

A shorthand greeting asking the person, "How you doing".
First used by me in my favorite online hangout, Yahoo! Pool, circa 2002.
(your friend logged in)
You: Howyd
Them: Doin' a'ight, you?
by Good I Snipr May 18, 2020
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HOWUDIDDLYDOIN

HOWUDIDDLYDOIN:- Is a popular informal word used by FABARM'S A N D his/her close friends and colleagues. It USUALLY has a core meaning of:- "Things still going straight?
HOWUDIDDLYDOIN? Looks to me like you're nearly all up that cliff, then, it's only a "spit" away from the cave entrance - "bon voyage".
by FABARM December 13, 2018
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Howdy Booty Time

Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.

The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.

This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.

The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.

This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.

Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.

The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.

NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.

NEVER!!!!!!!!
WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?

HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!

Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 20, 2023
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Hood Howdy

Aww man now we're going to have more SHARP classes. I can't believe PVT Johnson got his first Hood Howdy this weekend!
by Muncha mucuchi February 3, 2021
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howudoin

A popular greeting / abbreviation of "how are you doing?"; another way of saying with inflection of how are you.

Alternative way of implication of someone's homosexuality as popularized by Wendy Williams of American radio fame...
In New Jersey, Tony Soprano greeted the butcher with a quick "Howudoin"...

Wendy Williams mentioned that the famous rapper was "howudoin"
by TheBigHammer May 30, 2006
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Howudoin

Howudoin is a popular greeting / abbreviation of "how are you doing?"; another way of saying with inflection of how are you.

Alternative way of implication of someone's homosexuality as popularized by Wendy Williams of American radio fame...
In New Jersey, Tony Soprano greeted the butcher with a quick "Howudoin?"

Wendy thinks that the girlfriend has no idea that her boyfriend is a little howudoin'?
by TheBigHammer June 28, 2006
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howdy partner

Howdy, partner! Ya'll from 'round these parts?
by sa oldstyle March 29, 2004
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