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how to be cool 

how to be cool most people think being cool is thinking that theyre all that no being cool is being smart, but nice and bubbly at the same time. you have to impress people with your smartness (if you ARE smart) don't be stupid like those nerdy losers who are like "RANDOM IS COOL!" no randomness is lame and people will HATE you for it and will find you VERY annoying.
if you want to be cool, you have to look pretty a few ways to do that is:
1. shop good. urban outfitters, forever 21, and other cool stores are where you should be.
2. KEEP YOUR HAIR NICE! people with good hair are usually cool. wash it EVERY day, and if it's dark, make sure it's reallly pretty. straightening hair always looks best.

3. know people. meet people in your classes and be friends with them. the average teenager is attracted to beautiful people, of the same and opposite sex, so don't worry it's natural to want to be friends with a pretty girl or a pretty boy.

4. appeal to the popular crowd. you have to know what your talking about and keep up on current events.
5. BE FUNNY popular girls and guys always love it when someone can make them laugh. but make sure 1) your humor is actually FUNNY 2) you dont look like you're trying too hard to be funny 3) do NOT repeat jokes to the same people. that will DEFINATELY get annoying and trust me people will hate it.

good luck ;)
examples of how to be cool

person 1: wow she is so funny!
person 2: ya she is so cool
person 3: and she's so pretty!

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person 1: is tyler your friend?
person 2: ya he's cool.

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person 1: do you like kristen?
person 2: ew no she's annoying
how to be cool by dontquestionme October 24, 2009
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how to be as cool as dylan 

you can’t be. she a whole new level of cool, nobody but dylan can relate. we stam a queen of cool.
How to be as cool as dylan? Nah man, you can’t. She’s dylan.

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026