Housetom 

A Housetom is an extremely whipped man, that is like a lazy tomcat who has been neutered, and is not allowed by his wife or girlfriend to play video games with his homeboys, nor allowed to go to the strip club anymore. He is given permission once in a blue moon to go have "a beer" with his pre-approved and vetted group of equally pussy whipped friends who all have to be home by 9 on Fridays and maybe 10 on Saturdays after some discreet begging.

I would like to go have a beer with my pussy whipped buddy but he has officially become a Housetom, thus his girlfriend censors my calls to his phone. She has labeled me, or any friend of his that is single, as a wildcard due to lack of overbearing girlfriend surveillance.

Housetom by Ohboyskies May 6, 2014

Househomie

Someone that resides in your spare bedroom and pays rent for the privilege.

Lou: Hey, how come Claude is always hanging round your house, doesn't he have a place of his own?

David: Well erm, no. He's my new househomie. He pays rent and stuff. You'll see him a lot. Maybe.

Househomie by Gazlar53 May 21, 2011

housemom 

A dressing room attendant of a strip club

Who is that older lady walking to the dressing room? Is she about to dance? "No, she is just a housemom. She has hairspray, food, and all that stuff back there."

housemom by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019