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Hotpointing 

The act of inserting a hot steam iron into a woman's anus, whilst simultaneously having vaginal intercourse, until the heat becomes unbearable for the man, forcing him to withdraw his cock.
Margaret was feeling particularly horny after doing the laundry, so suggested to her husband Dennis, that instead of their usual Thursday afternoon fisting before Countdown, she wanted to hot things up a bit by him sticking the steam iron up her arse. "im not fucking *hotpointing* you with the Morphy Richards. It'll burn my fucking cock you daft bint.". "Not if you're rough and quick and spill your beans before it scorches your glans" said Margaret. "You really are a thick cunt" said Dennis. Margaret skulked away in disappointment and fucked herself with the Tefal hand-blender instead.
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HOppointment 

Making an appointment to have sex with your Ho.
Hey girl, when can you pencil me in your schedule for a HOppointment?
HOppointment by GlazeHer June 12, 2014
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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