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Hotpointing 

The act of inserting a hot steam iron into a woman's anus, whilst simultaneously having vaginal intercourse, until the heat becomes unbearable for the man, forcing him to withdraw his cock.
Margaret was feeling particularly horny after doing the laundry, so suggested to her husband Dennis, that instead of their usual Thursday afternoon fisting before Countdown, she wanted to hot things up a bit by him sticking the steam iron up her arse. "im not fucking *hotpointing* you with the Morphy Richards. It'll burn my fucking cock you daft bint.". "Not if you're rough and quick and spill your beans before it scorches your glans" said Margaret. "You really are a thick cunt" said Dennis. Margaret skulked away in disappointment and fucked herself with the Tefal hand-blender instead.
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HOppointment 

Making an appointment to have sex with your Ho.
Hey girl, when can you pencil me in your schedule for a HOppointment?
HOppointment by GlazeHer June 12, 2014

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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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