the very definition of hottness. when something is so amazing that the phrase "thats hot" will not do, use horse hot. created and inspired by myspace-ruler creepy amanda. The negative connotation of the phrase is "horse hell" and can be used when something is completly horrible.
Kim: Have you seen CreepyAmandas myspace?
Dean: Yeah its hella horse hot, brosif.
Kim: Iknowright?
Kim: Where in the horse hell are we?
Dean: Were in east jesus nowhere
Kim: Iknowright? look at all the hoodrats
Someone considered extremely attractive/cool at some point a long time ago, but not anymore-reminiscent of long-forgotten players who no longer hold much sexual prowess.
"Wow, Lee is looking rough these days!"
"I know-he's horse-and-buggy hot, hard to believe so many girls used to chase him-he couldn't pay them too now"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.