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hot horse 

Edible horse penis usually served with BBQ sauce or hot sauce can be deep fried, boiled, pan fried, pulled or grounded up
How do you want your hot horse.

Be careful your hot horse just came out the oven.

Um I would like my hot horse medium rare.

Is the hot horse fresh?
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horse hot 

the very definition of hottness. when something is so amazing that the phrase "thats hot" will not do, use horse hot. created and inspired by myspace-ruler creepy amanda. The negative connotation of the phrase is "horse hell" and can be used when something is completly horrible.
Kim: Have you seen CreepyAmandas myspace?
Dean: Yeah its hella horse hot, brosif.
Kim: Iknowright?

Kim: Where in the horse hell are we?
Dean: Were in east jesus nowhere
Kim: Iknowright? look at all the hoodrats
horse hot by KimberDean May 17, 2008

horse-and-buggy hot

Someone considered extremely attractive/cool at some point a long time ago, but not anymore-reminiscent of long-forgotten players who no longer hold much sexual prowess.
"Wow, Lee is looking rough these days!"

"I know-he's horse-and-buggy hot, hard to believe so many girls used to chase him-he couldn't pay them too now"
horse-and-buggy hot by That_Bev February 1, 2015
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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