This is a sexual move that is a cross breed between 2 others. This is the most diobolical sexual maneuver ever fantasized. The Hot Blumpkin is a mix between The Hot Karl and a Blumpkin. This move may only be done in a threesome. The act is performed when the male of the threesome recieves oral sex or a blowjob if you will. In the process of recieving this blowjob the male proceeds to defecate in the mouth of the third member of the threesome resulting in a completely nasty but satisfying release of semen and fecal matter in 2 different bystanders mouths
DUDE!! I had a threesome last night and while one girl was sucking me off I shit in the other bitches mouth...it was the best HOT Blumpkin I ever got
The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time
Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york
Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!
A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a powercouple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.