Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.
by cpetkunas July 22, 2017
by muff man October 2, 2003
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by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006
I haven't eaten since this morning and I'm hungrier than a hostage.
by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008
You have embraced social media, and are enthusiastically integrating it into your work and personal life. Suddenly you find yourself friended and followed by someone you are unable to comfortably deny. You become a Social Media Hostage when one of these unwanted friends/followers turns into a Facebook Stalker or full-blown Social Media Stalker.
Ann: He friended me on Facebook and followed me on Twitter...and I felt I had to accept. Now he's annoying as hell, and I can't comfortably unfriend or block him.
Amy: I had that happen with a manager at work. I became a Social Media Hostage, and there was nothing I could do about it.
Amy: I had that happen with a manager at work. I became a Social Media Hostage, and there was nothing I could do about it.
by UrbanDictionaryFox May 10, 2009
When you're stuck on an Airbus which can't land due to weather, and you can't get up because the captain can't turn off the seatbelt sign
by KImCobain June 8, 2016