A man who is strong, ripped, fearless, has good looks and their nickname is MOCCASIN. People often know not to mess with him, he is often referred to the famous Chuck Norris, only with better looks. He is also loved by the ladies.
by the original Mock-Hoss January 5, 2008
Mike: Hi Big Momma Hoss!
Stooley: hey son! aren't i the best mom you ever had..
Mike: you're the only mom i've had...
Stooley: hey son! aren't i the best mom you ever had..
Mike: you're the only mom i've had...
by Dianenicolexox July 1, 2012
"Man, I'm so tired today. Think I'm just gonna throw in a Hoss Daddy Flex and lay on the couch while I watch a flick."
or
"Why is Brian's lip sticking out, is there something in his mouth?"
"Yeah, he threw in a Hoss Daddy Flexer before the game."
or
"Why is Brian's lip sticking out, is there something in his mouth?"
"Yeah, he threw in a Hoss Daddy Flexer before the game."
by Ouimer June 9, 2009
One who is godly at preforming any task. Referring to that person in any way other than "hoss-in-stein" would be an insult. Generally a term of endearment. Beastings usually follow an insult from a hoss-in-stein.
by hoss master January 25, 2010
When you get matching thigh tattoos of Wild E Coyote and Roadrunner with yer old lady so that when you hit her from behind it looks like they're chasing one another.
Nathan: "I wish I'd thought about getting that Hoss Station 5 sooner. It's the best idea I've had since trying to hook up with some guys hoss."
by SuckingOnStameysStick March 19, 2023
Going round in circles, rarely doing anything and when they do they do it wrong. Also lacks any skills
by EscobarJimenez May 2, 2018
Bro 1: "Damn, bro. We lost another Alpha Hoss today."
Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."
Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."
by Guido Pepperoni January 4, 2022