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Someone who tries to show off all their name brand stuff even though more than half the things they are wearing are off-brand
Emma: Yo! Did you see Kevin? Im pretty sure he had some Yeezys on!
Lizzie: Na, those arent the REAL Yeezys, those are so fake. Hes such a fake flexer
by cartman is my fave February 23, 2018
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Autistic fuckhead trying to show off to build a reputation.
Lil Tay: "My bathtub cost more than your rent, my toilet cost more than your rent"
Me: This flexer Lil Tay is the reason why we have school shooters and I hope she'd be the first target.
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by Jack The Muss May 03, 2018
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A mystical creature that lives in the land of mathews. It lives off of protein and greek yogurt. In its spare time it enjoys working on the tumors in its arms. It has been known to download from Hungarian websites and play computer games.
Flexer eat the proetein
by batman8439r58e9t8e December 04, 2012
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Groovy kid approx 5 foot tall with various additional features. Sells himself.
by Jon's Representative on Earth September 19, 2003
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