hosniff 

An assessment of one female's personal hygiene, body odor, or overall aroma, usually performed by another female or gay male. Not to be confused with brosniff.

"Oh my god girl, did you just take a bath in perfume? You smell like a stripper."

"Really? Well at least I don't smell like patchouli, you f****** hippy."

"I'm just saying...Maybe ask for a hosniff before you get in the carpool."

hosniff by runfromrobots March 22, 2012