Urban Dictionary: hoser

loser, jerk, moron, ECT.

a complete and total moron.

a person lacking intelect.

by Niko-las Morato February 21, 2006

We were in a Canadian hotel, and in the hallways a bunch of feminine guys were making a lot of noise. Keep it down you good for nothing hosers.

by Crazy Canadians November 22, 2012

Any bloke from Hackney, especially if his name is Vinny.

I was in Puerto Escondido on vacation fro two months...Ay cabron! You're nothing but a bloody hoser!

by bacocho April 08, 2011

hoser equals the american use of idiot.

by Laura February 11, 2005

American military (Navy) slang term referring to someone who performs felatio on men.

"If I see you two together any more often than I do, I'll start wondering which of you is the hoser."

or, as per Canadian

"Don't be such a hoser."

by Adrian Palmer April 06, 2005

You hoser Billy...you screwed us over bad.

by Joel July 09, 2004

See worddog/word.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003