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felix da housecat 

a house music dj also known as Thee Maddkatt Courtship, Aphrohead and Sharkimaxx. His real name is Felix Stallings, Jr.

Housecation 

Spending your accumulated work vacation days to tackle remodeling projects on your house.
John is in the midst of a basement remodel, so he spent the first two weeks of August on a housecation.
Housecation by SeattleDad July 31, 2009

horsewater 

when dogwater and ricewater isnt even enough to describe how trash you are at a game
ur horsewater at this game dude cba
horsewater by thebigsholngguyPP February 25, 2021

ass like a housecat 

a woman with a small backside....so small in fact that at first glance it may seem almost housecattish upon first inspection
Rob:"man that girl has a tiny behind!!"
Brad:"hell yea that bitch has an ass like a housecat!!"

housecat 

A prototypically feminine girl. This phrase also connotates derpyness, airheadedness, ditzyness, etc.
housecats are usually, but not always, attractive looking. most girls within the age range of 14-35 are housecats.

the phrase originated as joke between some friends playing skyrim. Lydia was appointed as the dragonborn's "personal housecarl", and they changed it to "personal housecat". the phrase was originally used to exclusively refer to Lydia, but the scope of the phrase has broadened considerably over time. eventually it was used to describe fallout: new vegas's Veronica as well, and then female NPCs from bethesda games in general, then all derpy girls, until the phrase's definition was so broad that it can be used almost (but not quite) interchangeably with "chick".

The phrase IS NOT used to describe older women, young girls, or SJWs
SJW girls are ALWAYS referred to as "loudcats"
older women are oldcats, and young girls are housekittens.
The group of housecats were eating lunch in the high school cafeteria while gossiping and giggling.

My new boss is a housecat.

I saw the cutest housecat at the grocery store.
housecat by bunnykilla June 10, 2018

housecatiality 

When a human being has an un-natural attraction to a house cat.
"He LOVES his cats. He probably practices housecatiality.
housecatiality by Mizz! March 30, 2009