horse muffin 

1) A muffin for horses.
2) A term of endearment for close loved ones.

Woman: Guess what? I made tacos tonight!
Man: Aww, you're so great, horse muffin.

horse muffin by Slash Jackson January 6, 2009

muffin house 

A small place on main street in medway where everyone who is too cheap for Starbucks but wants something more expensive than dunks goes. It has bomb ass muffins and coffee. But don't forget the muffins

I went to muffin house with a couple of friends yesterday and I have no regrets about the 4 muffins I ate.

muffin house by Whitegirl02 June 18, 2017