Horse Dildo

An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.

I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.

Horse Dildo by shakkakan February 4, 2010

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Dildo Horse

Unicorn. Slang

That Dildo Horse is happy to see us.

Dildo Horse by kas858 June 26, 2010

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dog horse magenta dildo

The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.

Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!

dog horse magenta dildo by Father Jake September 14, 2017

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House Dildo

One dildo that is shared between several occupants of the same house.

Sally and Jennifer got in an argument because they both wanted to use the House Dildo at the same time

House Dildo by Bort Simpson April 11, 2011

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Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.

Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man by QDooog September 11, 2006

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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