Horse Dildo 

An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.

I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.

Horse Dildo by shakkakan February 4, 2010

Dildo Horse 

Unicorn. Slang

That Dildo Horse is happy to see us.

Dildo Horse by kas858 June 26, 2010

dog horse magenta dildo

The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.

Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!

dog horse magenta dildo by Father Jake September 14, 2017

House Dildo 

One dildo that is shared between several occupants of the same house.

Sally and Jennifer got in an argument because they both wanted to use the House Dildo at the same time

House Dildo by Bort Simpson April 11, 2011

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man 

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.

Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man by QDooog September 11, 2006