horse collar

A derogatory name for vagina coming from the similarity in shape.

I told you Matt wouldn't fight. He's too much of a horse collar.

by Caker May 03, 2006

horse collar

Inserting penis into mouth of an unsuspecting victim, and then tightly wrapping one's legs around their head. Bonus points for performing while victim is standing up.

I horse collared Ed while he was sleeping, he woke up to quite a shock.

by Max Turtles September 11, 2010

horse collar

when your drunk and/or stupid date/girlfriend is giving a blond job to your geear shift while driving home, you simply grab her by the back of her clothes and put her in the proper place.

Chet - When I drove home last night, Betty was so plastered, she went down on the gear shift again!

Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?

Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!

Peter - You are the man!

by Harry Day October 27, 2009

horses collar

A female who has had many partners. And develops loose labia as a result

Christ she has had so many men she has a fanny(english for vagina) like a horses collar

by jules August 07, 2003

horses collar

Vagina. Also sim. to imply generous proportions

"She's got a fanny like a horses collar" (as opposed to a mouse's ear).

by Garthy September 19, 2006

horse-collared

To tackle someone to the ground by grabbing the back of their shirt collar.

John was horse-collared on his way to the endzone

by Revolos55 October 29, 2008

Horse Collar

After defecating in a toilet you grab your female/male companion and secure her/his head face down into the toilet and close the toilet seat while perform sexual acts in her anal cavity.

"Dude, I just horse collared my wife last night"

by JoJoTheMonk May 13, 2010