horny virgin

A horny virgin is a type of person who always talks about having sex or talks about something sexual but never does those thing they talk about.

" omg i would get on my knees for him "

" then do it "
" omg no way it was just a joke lol"
" i swear you're such a horny virgin"

horny virgin by Mia.longoriaa February 19, 2017

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horny virgin

you. you're a virgin and you're always horny

you're such a horny virgin

horny virgin by jesuisworm May 26, 2021

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horn virginity

Horn Virginity is when you have never honked the car horn at someone while driving.

"I haven't used my horn virginity yet!"
"Don't make me lose my horn verginity?!"

horn virginity by Puagrace May 27, 2017

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Horn virginity

When someone honks at someone and you don't even look. Those who are horn virgins look every time someone honks!

Hey John how are ya? Still in NYC?
Hi Mike, yep. Lost my horn virginity a long time ago!

Horn virginity by Jbigely August 18, 2018

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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