hornswaggler

One who participates in perverse activities. A horny invividual. Usually used in a positive, or joking way.
Although he does not show his sexual intentions extrovertedly,Tyler is a hornswaggler at heart.
by Sam and Paul November 24, 2006
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Hornswaggled

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.
"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit" "Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"
by elky999 March 06, 2009
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Keaton did not get enough hornswaggling in before the game and played terribly. Maybe hornswaggle a bit more before your next game.
by IKOB3AST June 02, 2023
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hornswaggling is having sex with a retard because they make noises like various type of horns.
Hey Joe want's to get lucky with some Special Olymics contestants. He loves hornswaggling
by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006
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Hornswaggle

When one pinches their receiving partners nose while performing oral sex
My breathing hasn't been the same since she hornswaggled me last night.
by furrbrit December 27, 2013
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A term used in place of words like "rubbish", "bloody hell", or "yeah right". Invented by Elizabeth T. and spread throughout the Earth.
Jeff told me he was with his girlfriend last night, but I know it to be naught but hornswaggle. I saw him giving that man a BJ.
by Dr. Tony January 17, 2005
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to wiggle one's fingers under someone else's chin while yelling out "HORNSWAGGLE!"
Stoner number 1: Hey, Stoner number 2, look over there! (points to the right) Stoner number 2: What? Where? (looks to the right) Stoner number 1: (Stealthly HORNSWAGGLES Stoner number 2) HORNSWAGGLE!!!
by Keef Stonewood October 16, 2007
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