n. horrible porno. A porn flick that is so bad or obviously fake that you immediately lose any sexual arousal you had before watching it.
Jake: Dude, i was watching this porn video the other day, and everything was going okay until this fat chick came out and stripped. To make it worse, it turned out she wasn't a chick.
Tom: That bad?
Jake: Yeah, it was a total horno
Tom: That bad?
Jake: Yeah, it was a total horno
by whitecurse15 August 23, 2009