horkit 

A Horkit is one who is absolutely adorable. A horkit cannot fail at anything and will be the biggest leader.

Wow! John is quite the horkit

horkit by Nik4555 May 29, 2022

Horkin' the Bjork 

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

Horkin' the Bjork by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007

horkified 

To mess up. Usually used in the context of digital information or technology.

This Windows server horkified my PDF file.

horkified by formzero July 13, 2009

horrito 

Horrito is a filler that can be used in place of anything, everything, and nothing.

To break the silence Jack looked to Alex and said, "Horrito."

horrito by ElHorritocw24 March 27, 2017

Hortitorture 

The cruel and unusual manipulation of plants to meet human desires or expectations. Usually in the form of pruning, staking, bending, or abandonment. Also applies to the application of laboratory engineering, pesticide/herbicide, trampling, and hormonal stimulation.

It's hortitorture the way those shrubs have been pruned into the shapes of dancing raindeer.

Spraying agricultural fields with diesel fuel and herbicide is pure hortitorture!

Hortitorture by Raisonman April 1, 2010

Horking 

Consuming food with little to no consideration given to nutritional ramifications, quantity, or palatability.

"Man, John Goodman is horking down those Chili's baby back ribs."

Horking by c1natra September 30, 2009

horritrigued 

Horrified and intrigued at the same time.

I am horritrigued by the Krispy Kreme Burger. It looks simultaneously disgusting and delicious.

horritrigued by omnichic82 May 9, 2011