by Julio Sizzle August 13, 2008
by Dawnrose February 18, 2018
When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.
by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022
Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?
No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
by Wizdee April 19, 2011
Wow, this building is only 5 stories high but a high mile long. Yep, that's a horizontal skyscraper.
by eddieQ December 1, 2015
A theorized inferiority complex normally attributed to people who are overweight. It is characterized by overly-aggressive or domineering social behavior, such as lying, spreading rumors, manipulating or even harming others who may stand in their way, and carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject's physical or social shortcomings. A reverse horizontal napoleon complex has many of the same characteristics of a normal napoleon complex, with the difference being an overabundance of body mass as opposed to a short stature. This complex is sometimes synonymous with roid-rage, but can also apply to people with an abnormal or excessive fat accumulation where the subjects BMI is over 30.
That biker has reverse horizontal napoleon complex, he thinks he is big and bad because he weighs 300 pounds.
by strykermech January 30, 2021
When someone is hair pinned and wear it as horizontal as possible to represent they are holding weed but not willing to sell it, but usually know a guy who does.
by South/eastbaylivin March 28, 2015