A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.

"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."
"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."

Hoomer by dots4dickn February 2, 2022

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homoment

the point at which, when talking or hanging out with someone, you realize they're gay, and they realize you're gay

Me and Jason were passionateley discussing musicals when suddenly it hit me....we were having a homoment.

homoment by J-K April 14, 2006

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hoposexual

Someone who really wants to be gay, but isn't. Usually a negative term used by the gay community.

She says she's a lesbian, but I'm pretty sure she's never had a crush on a girl. She must be a hoposexual. Probably emo too.

hoposexual by gelzo April 29, 2006

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hobomelon

1. Hobomelon is an infectious & contagous disease that is spread through the body, starting at the penis. The disease is aquired from fornicating with homeless people. The disease effects the penis in such ways as swelling it up to the size of a watermelon.. it also moves slowly & painfully up to the brain, in return causing severe & intense brain damage resulting in exponential loss of IQ at a quick pace.

i.e. Encognito says, "Oh noes!! I contracted the hobomelon virus, because I accidently pricked myself with my Krol Blade after slicing Stealthmelon's head off! I've contracted the Hobomelon disease! Oh noes!! I need to get to a doctor soon, or else my penis will fall off, and my IQ will drop 120 points! Oh noes!"

i.e. Grinsa says, "Oh noes! Omgwtfbbq!I knoes I shouldn't have had secks with that homeless guy Stealthmelon... oh noes! The airforce won't cover my hobomelon disease.. oh noes!! I'm hobomelon positive.. I need to go get a jet tool & cut my wang off so it won't spread to my head! Oh noes!!"

hobomelon by Encognito October 25, 2005

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