Definitions by gelzo

hoposexual 

Someone who really wants to be gay, but isn't. Usually a negative term used by the gay community.

She says she's a lesbian, but I'm pretty sure she's never had a crush on a girl. She must be a hoposexual. Probably emo too.

hoposexual by gelzo April 29, 2006

prom bag 

A very ugly prom dress.

UGH! Did you see Jenny's prom bag yet? Yellow hearts on a bright pink background. Gross.

prom bag by gelzo April 25, 2005