When someone does a weird ass fucking serve for spike ball which looks like someone putting a pipe up an elderly persons asshole.
The Hooves Hammer can be effective on and off the court.
by OvilInUrMum69 May 20, 2020
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A gelatin or "Jello" shot. Made by mixing the gelatin (formerly made of horse-hooves) with vodka or a smiliar liquor in place of water.
I had ten hooves and piss at the party last night!
by Ronamo December 11, 2003
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the size of the lips around the girls pussy.
holy fuck look at the reindeer hooves on that girl
by hoove lover October 23, 2009
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flinging hooves , whereby the participant throws or 'flings' there legs or 'hooves' (as most commonly known within this fettishes circles ) over there head and proceedes to fart into a container usualy a condom which is tied like a balloon to be later inhaled by each of the 5-6 males circling the farter who makes repeated animal noises thorughout. Self defication is generally only found with more hardcore users.
he flung his hooves or was flinging hooves to a barrage of animal noises whilst farting into a condom for the rest to inhale as if taking a bucket or pipe
by digitalstd March 20, 2009
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A horse that likes to stalk people and even has a Youtube channel. Last seen on August 15, 2016.
Person 1: Did I see something move outside?
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Kyle Hooves.
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Like camel toe, but WAY bigger, more defined, and seems to smile back at you when you get caught looking at it.

Can overpower any pair of pants regardless of material.
"Holy shit bro, I think her camel toe is smiling at me..."
"She got them happy hooves, brah."
by oldurty June 20, 2020
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When one bends his legs in the shape of a goat hoof in order to teabag someone, or put his nuts on their chin.
Person 1: I goat hooved yo mama last night laymao
Person 2: What does goat hooving do? *looks it up* BRO WHAT THE CRAP
by finswaggler April 17, 2021
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