Hootini 

When someone leaves a social gathering without saying a word or goodbye to anyone.

"Did you see drew just pull a hootini?"

Hootini by thatguyoverdere September 8, 2012

Hoodini 

A joke that was recently made by 6 youtubers with the user Vanoss Gaming in it. It has become an inside joke that has become a meme. The actual joke was created when Vanoss Gaming read off a joke about an owl (since his gta v character has an owl mask) who is a magician. (Hoo)dini was the punchline.
Often when one of their fans asks a question others will reply with Hoodini.

Evan: Alright, what do you call a magic owl?
*Short pause*
Evan: HOOdini

Hoodini by CChart102 July 14, 2015

hooting dick hole

(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.

"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members

hooting dick hole by Emily Rem November 25, 2009

homotini

A derogatory slang term for a feminine martini (appletini, mangotini, rumpletini, etc.) being consumed by a straight male.

He threw up after drinking just one homotini. He was too masculine and his body just rejected it.

homotini by Jdorian February 13, 2008

hootin skootin 

1) a hill-billy exlamation that can be used in times of anger or happiness.

"Aww hootin skootin, der goes ma dog"
"HOOTIN SKOOTIN!!!"

hootin skootin by James Scharl May 10, 2004

a hootin' and a holleriin' 

Excitement to the point of acting like a jackass yokel. This is what what Rooster, Red, and Trainmaster do after work while sitting at the Sultana bar, drinking Jack Daniels and Coors light.

After riding the mechanincal bull, Rooster was a hootin' and a hollerin' for some dancing girls.

a hootin' and a holleriin' by waltermitty August 21, 2004

hootin bout pollution 

v. to cause a big stir about non- important events.

Some hippie at school was handing out flyers and hootin bout pollution

hootin bout pollution by CashMoneRaven June 6, 2011