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T.J. Houshmandzadeh 

The hardest name in the NFL to spell and pronouce.
T.J. Houshmandzadeh is a great receiver, but don't ask me how to spell his name.
T.J. Houshmandzadeh by gofishgo December 17, 2006
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B.J. Houshmandzadeh 

While receiving oral sex, a girl must pronounce "Houshmandzadeh" with your penis in her mouth.
"My girlfriend scored some extra points last Sunday when she successfully performed the B.J. Houshmandzadeh."

Houshmandz 

Hunter in World of Warcraft

A hunter who pulls packs of unmarked mobs when the correct group is clearly marked.

Is the key to Surge's success by being a fucking casual bitch right and logging out so we can finally kill bosses after 8 hours of attempts.
Good thing Houshmandz left the raid last night or we never would have killed Gothik
Houshmandz by Est July 26, 2006

Hoshmand 

Hoshmand is a Kurdish name which stand for bright, and calm future
Everything will be hoshmandy
Hoshmand by Hoshmand May 6, 2016

houshmandzaded 

Extremely intoxicated. Named after NFL player TJ Houshmandzadeh, houshmandzaded is a synonym for wasted or trashed. Nothing to do with the player or the person Houshmandzadeh, the word just sounds right to describe the condition.
Went out drinking with my buddies last and and got totally houshmandzaded. Have a nasty hangover today.
houshmandzaded by Ray Hrovat October 29, 2005

Houshmandzadeh

Underrated Benglas WR who is actually of mixed Persian/African American ancestry.
I knew "Houshmandzadeh" sounded Persian when I first heard it, but I didn't find out for sure until recently. Crazy!
Houshmandzadeh by V.A. July 3, 2007