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The way Danny Devito says Whore in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
I was just told… that my horrible, hoore wife has tricked me into raising two bastards for 30 years, and I’m not supposed to make a scene! Whoa! Oh, excuse me? Oh, did you bang my wife? Huh? Did you bang my hoore wife? Does anybody here have any illegitimate children with my hoore wife I should know about? - Frank Its always Sunny
hoore by aliel March 22, 2010
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A good Scottish word meaning either a prostitute or to be used as a word of surprise, also as a description of fast speed.
1. "Look at that dirty wee hoore!"
2. "Oooh ya hoore! Thats rajj!" (see rajj)
3. "We went hoorin' round the corner at 80mph"
hoore by Neil Paterson August 23, 2006
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the fancy way of saying "whore"
that girl is such a hoore
hoore by fidelma December 1, 2010

Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.
Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020

hooded dangler 

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.
“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”
hooded dangler by H. Bruce Washington November 17, 2020

Long Hooker 

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.
Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.
Long Hooker by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009

Steak Hooker 

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.
I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.
Steak Hooker by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011
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