by MarkGH September 18, 2006
There is a girl in Beaver County, PA that doesn't brush her teeth every day and she doesn't have health insurance or the internet. She drives a beat 89 cavalier and she is allways in faded jeans, sneakers and a hoody. I cant resist her cause i know i can get her. And she looks sooo good in a certain way. Please help me with this one guys, I know you know her...
"Aww dude check her out... look at that ass. Maybe she'd be into me if i put a new cd player in her car." Says Aaron. "Naww dude, shes a hooptie. Why dont you call that Brittany girl back?" Replied Diesel.
by HoopyLove November 30, 2004
by websterrocks August 2, 2012
by Famous Mike January 17, 2008
Hoopti is a clothing brand created by South African rapper xo .It is also an old school term which means to stay on top of your game even tho you living in the struggle . Its usually used in the South African streets of Knysna K.Forest
by @xo_AmmiyLaRose November 10, 2018
by brick house May 3, 2006
It is the position that the driver of said automobile assumes because of the adjustment of the seat. In attempt to be cool or hip, the seat back is cranked back to the point where the driver feels he/she has attained cool status. The "hunch" aspect of the description becomes apparent when the vehicle starts to move, because the driver, who can't actually see out at this point has to "hunch" forward to see who might be looking at him/her, or maybe even to drive. This is often compounded by the fact that the driver is, for whatever reason, wearing his/her hood up (inside the car!), and can barely operate the vehicle. Should we call it the moron hunch?
The seventeen year old suburban male is often afflicted with hoopty hunch. If the windows are not tinted, he can be spotted with earrings, and wearing his hat backwards, driving his grandmother's 1991 Coupe De Ville. He longs for the day this baby becomes his and he can put 20" wheels on it. But, for now, the seat adjustment is the only grandmother approved modification.
by Magic Carpet March 8, 2009