hookey in

the act of getting drunk and pashing some random guy only to regret it later

1. omg! did you see edwina and that dude over there? I think she's gonna hookey in...

2. nah, he/she is hot... hookey in

by daniel mallia September 25, 2007

Hooker-In-Church

In reference to being under stress.

Damn, I'm sweating like a hooker-in-church.

by Dave-O Slim September 17, 2005

Hooker in a hurricane

Hooker trying to escape her pimp. It is the altercation that occurs but she succeeds to become a successful entrepreneur

Hooker in a hurricane She wanted out like a "hooker in hurricane"

by Joyfulbird August 12, 2016

Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.

Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!

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Hockey Puck In The Droors

This term means to get a girl so wet that a hockey puck itself would stick to her panties.

Fred got that bitch so horny it was like a hockey puck in the droors.

by Big Dick Baller March 9, 2009

hockey injury

a cover up for injuries caused by rolling around on your bedroom floor preparing for your Gymnastic recital.

Fabio got a "hockey injury" while preparing for a gymnastic meet.

by tec-erz May 13, 2005